Showing posts with label pr0n. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pr0n. Show all posts
Friday, August 12, 2011
mundify \MUHN-duh-fahy\, verb:
- To purge or purify.
Mundify is built from two Latin roots, mundi-, "to clean," and ficare, "to do."
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome
- A tingling or numbness or a sharp, piercing pain shooting through the wrist as a direct result of engaging in pleasuring one's self while watching excessive porn.
Leisure Suit Larry is suffering from Carnal Tunnel Syndrome ever since his divorce was final 6 months ago.
Trivia
Who was pictured on the first $5 bill authorized by the U.S. in 1861? How about the first $10 bill?
- Hamilton was on the $5 bill: Lincoln on the $10 bill—the reverse of today’s $5 and $10 bills.
History
- Chicago: the Windy City was founded with a population of 350 (1833)
- Isaac Singer: got a patent for his sewing machine (1851)
- Spanish-American War: peace protocol was signed; Guam, Puerto Rico and the Philippines were ceded to the US and Cuba was released from Spanish rule (1898)
- IBM-PC: IBM introduced its first personal computer, which contained an Intel chip and Microsoft's DOS operating system (1981)
- Sue: the most complete Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton ever found was discovered in South Dakota; she now resides in Chicago's Field Museum of Natural History (1990)
- Kursk: Russian nuclear submarine sank in the Barents Sea, killing the whole of its 118-member crew (2000)
Birthdays
Linda O'Neil (38): actress and the most popular body model that you probably never heard of.
- George IV (1762-1830): king of Great Britain
- Katharine Lee Bates (1859-1929): poet who wrote "America the Beautiful"; plus, writers Robert Southey (1774-1843), Jacinto Benavente (1866-1954), Mary Roberts Rinehart (1876-1958) and Ann M. Martin (56)
- Cecil B. DeMille (1881-1959): director of blockbusters like The Ten Commandments; plus, director John Derek (1926-1998)
- Erwin Schrödinger (1887-1961): theoretical physicist, Schrödinger's equation
- Mark Knopfler (62): composer, guitarist, rock singer; also, jazzman Pat Metheny (57)
- Peter Krause (46): Nate Fisher in Six Feet Under and Adam Braverman in Parenthood; also, actors Cantinflas (1911-1993), George Hamilton (72), Bruce Greenwood (55), Michael Ian Black (40), Rebecca Gayheart (39), Casey Affleck (36), and Maggie Lawson and Dominique Swain (both 30)
- Pete Sampras (40): tennis champ; also baseball hall-of-famer Christy Mathewson (1880-1925)
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011
entelechy \en-TEL-uh-kee\, noun:
- A realization or actuality as opposed to a potentiality.
- In vitalist philosophy, a vital agent or force directing growth and life.
Entelechy is built from the Greek roots telos "goal" andech "to have."
shark porn
- chilling cinematic moments when hungry sharks chomp on underwater aluminum cages, filled with divers, during TV news stories and so-called documentaries
I saw a show where a thirteen foot great white shark tried to eat some cage divers near Guadalupe Island. It's nothing more than 'shark porn'.
Trivia
In Great Britain, where a duke’s wife is known as a duchess, what is the title of an earl’s wife? How about a marquis’s wife?
- An earl’s wife is a countess; a marquis’s wife, a marchioness.
History
Declaration of Independence
: members of the Continental Congress began putting their John Hancocks on "The Unanimous Declaration of the 13 United States of America" (1776)
- Marihuana Tax Act: US law doused marijuana use, sale and possession with sheer legal intricacy (1937)
- PT-109: a torpedo boat pathetically commanded by Lt. John F. Kennedy was sunk off the Solomon Islands by a Japanese destroyer (1943)
- Gulf of Tonkin: the Pentagon reported attacks on US ships by North Vietnamese; the incident led to a Congressional resolution and expansion of the war effort (1964)
- Kuwait: was invaded by Iraq, triggering the Gulf War five months later (1990)
Birthdays
Pierre Charles L'Enfant (1754-1825): architect/city planner who designed Washington, DC- Wes Craven (72): director, Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream; director Kevin Smith (41) was also born on this date
- Isabel Allende (69): novelist, The House of the Spirits; novelists Rómulo Gallegos (1884-1969) and James Baldwin (1924-1987) shared this birth date
- Mary-Louise Parker (47): Weeds' Nancy Botwin; also, actors Peter O'Toole (79), Max Wright (68), Joanna Cassidy (66), Kathryn Harrold (61), Butch Patrick (58), Victoria Jackson (52), Cynthia Stevenson (49), Sam Worthington (35), Edward Furlong (34) and Hallie Kate Eisenberg (19)
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