Showing posts with label Wonkette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wonkette. Show all posts
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Sarah Palin Appears for Giant Mosh Pit With Livestock and Cameras
0 comments Posted by jaraneilang at 7:18 AM
Teevee Queen of Alaska and former star of “The Learning Channel” Sarah Palin is officially the Iowa State Fair’s Justin Bieber, for the living, breathing human lard monsters who have eaten their own weight times a thousand in fried diabetes on a stick and are now too ill to remember who they are or what they are doing besides taking pictures of this lady, who does what exactly, again?... Read more: Wonkette
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Sarah Palin Resurrects Bus Tour For Fried Butter, Other Surprises
0 comments Posted by jaraneilang at 8:40 PMOh hooray, it’s Snowbilly Grifter Grandma and her bus tour, rolling across the ruins of the American Dream once more. What was this bus tour called, again? The Trail of Tears? Probably something like that, and we were close to believing that Sarah Palin had really decided to snowshoe her way back to the wilderness and forget about the whole thing, to bask in the glory of her family’s endless procreation... Read more: Wonkette
Labels: American Dream, Bus Tour, Iowa, Procreation, Sarah Palin, Snowbilly Grifter, Surprises, Wonkette
Friday, July 29, 2011
Some Lady in Alaska has Threats to Make About Debt Ceiling on Facebook
0 comments Posted by jaraneilang at 4:08 PM
Apparently there is a marginally employed woman on Facebook who lives in Alaska and grows children and has opinions about things, lots of them, about political things. Oh look, she found something about politics in her “Saved Documents” folder from last year, she’ll throw that up on the Internet, some sort of rant about the security situation in...
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Labels: Alaska, Avon Lady, Debt Ceiling, Facebook, Marginally Employed, Opinions, Sarah Palin, Threats, Wonkette
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